"Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose."
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the
government and I'm here to help."
"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant:
It's just that they know so much that isn't so."
"Of the four wars in my lifetime none came about because the U.S. was
too strong."
"I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandment's would have
looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress."
"The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but
doesn't have to take the civil service examination."
"Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at
one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."
"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a
nation gone under."
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have
learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first."
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short
phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if
it stops moving,subsidize it."
"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many
rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."
"No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so
formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.